Dilemma

[dan78]

So, our lass has her nieces 3rd birthday party tomorrow starting at 1pm, already said no way but now making me feeling guilty and this is no match i cannot miss, what do i do? Been looking forward to this match and now she drops this on me!

 

[bluebud]

Buy a better than expected present to ease your guilt and minimise grief from the Mrs, drop it round early, and bail for kick off

 

[Goat]

Buy a card, stick a bluey in, call at 12, say INABIT.

 

[Kurt.]

Dump yer bird mate

 

[steken1]

Spark the clown and stick the kids face in the cake! Then go the match!

 

[quasi modo]

Just swerve it, it will all be forgotten in a few weeks, a great win against Arsenal wont though.

 

[Allezfan]

It's not even your niece, mate.

No brainer this one.

 

[ianefc]

Ask yourself what would Nelly N Kelly do?

 

[Del]

Bounce into the party around 1pm and take a massive poo on the birthday cake, Wipe your arse on the birthday banner then set fire to the dog

Sorted

 

[sageyefc]

Slip her a roofy

 

[Walken]

turn up at 1pm dressed as jimmy saville, you'll be away in time for the match

 

[bluemangroup]

Dunno why you are bothered mate. Its only football.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Dump yer bird mate

THIS

 

[tommye]

man the f'k up and go the match ffs.

a few days in the dog house will be worth it.


if you do go the game make sure to go out and get smashed afterwards to celebrate.

may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.