Did Tim Cahill nearly sign for Stoke?

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

or maybe hump it up front and miss the target by a mile

or been close but never got it in cos legs went shakey

or just content to watch others sticking it in, if they are happy then I am happy

 

[Frank Drebin]

Hibberted? I like it and want to use it daily but translate.

Hibbert (verb) 1. To strike something powerfully and inaccurately. eg "I just downed 6 newcastle brown and hibberted the wife everywhere, howay the lads." 2. To continually fail to score against all odds. eg "Why am I holding the coats again? I've spent all my cash on condoms and i've hibberted with every woman in here. Pot noodle and a wank it is then."

 

[Frank Drebin]

Also see: Anichebe (noun) 1. Fecal excrement, esp canine. eg. "Bloody hell watch your step lid, you almost trod in an anichebe."