Describe yourself with five words

[Desaparecido]

Bear with me on this! I've been asked to answer this question and I'd like to see what eveyone else would put.

Then steal any funny ideas.

:hay:

 

[Goat]

This sex is on fire.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

say all these quickly

fan
fukc
in
tash
d1ck

 

[Gazdalf]

Nil
Satis
Nisi
Optimum
Toffeman

 

[Cal]

Boss
Superb
Immense
Sound
Lid

 

[Number_25]

Fan of Everton FC Yeah!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Despite faults I am boss

 

[Dom1878]

I am the special one

 

[Gazdalf]

I've just missed the ceramic

 

[Gazdalf]

I've just cleaned it up

 

[Gazdalf]

Gravity is an ugly bitch

 

[Gazdalf]

My bong is a saviour

 

[Gazdalf]

[Poor language removed], the wall's are wobbly

 

[Gazdalf]

Do I need to continue?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

hope it was a wee