Describe your housemates / people you live with

[Paris]

Nope, I've never fancied a man. I have since seen other men having sex. In places like South Korea where homosexuality is basically illegal one often stumbles across the act of male on male Congress in some unusual places. But that'd be a whole new thread lol.

Please, make it.

 

[Tipp blue]

Like many on here, my housemates are my family. My wife, my 20 year old daughter, my 15 year old son* and the cat. I'm sure the cat's post in this particular thread would be more interesting than anything I'd dare to say.

* No Zat, my son doesn't play football and although he'd be cheap, would not be a good signing.

Zat doesn't care, tell him about the 20 year old instead.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I share my house with husband, two adult children and the cat. Husband has been furloughed so spends his time watching Dad's army re-runs ( I used to like it now I hate it with a passion- who cast Ian Lavender as a supposedly 17 year old boy. He looks about 30) when he's bored with that he goes all macho and burns the rubbish at the bottom of the garden in this weird thing that we discovered when we moved in. It looks like a giant barbecue but it has a chimney. I've been told that it was a place where people would do their washing. Apparently a huge copper tub would fit in the hole that he now burns the rubbish in. The fire underneath would heat the water. I probably should add, our house backs onto farmland and the back garden is enormous so we are not upsetting any neighbours. He also spends a disproportionate amount of time worrying about the Saudi takeover of Newcastle FC. He is actually getting on my tits but he redeems himself each day by going to the local shop and buying me a bag of crisps and a Twirl for my lunch break. So romance isn't dead.

Son has been going to work everyday so his life has not changed much. Spends most of his time on line with his mates playing online games. he veers between completely miserable because all the festivals he had planned to go to this year have been cancelled, a bit miserable because he misses Everton and totally ecstatic because during lockdown he has saved almost £5k (I clearly don't charge enough board!)

Daughter (four years younger than son) is working from home. If son is Eeyore, daughter is Tigger. She is the loudest person in the world. Zoom calls with her mates are raucous and involve copious amounts of alcohol. She still gets ready for work every morning - full make up, hair done ( polar opposite to her mother who has a new work uniform of leggings, top, no make up)

The cat is a tortoiseshell who has taken to getting up at 4am demanding entertainment. She usually brings the toy that she wants you to entertain her with into the bedroom and drops it on your head.

We also have two sheep who live in the back garden. Their lives have been unaffected by lockdown.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I share my house with husband, two adult children and the cat. Husband has been furloughed so spends his time watching Dad's army re-runs ( I used to like it now I hate it with a passion- who cast Ian Lavender as a supposedly 17 year old boy. He looks about 30) when he's bored with that he goes all macho and burns the rubbish at the bottom of the garden in this weird thing that we discovered when we moved in. It looks like a giant barbecue but it has a chimney. I've been told that it was a place where people would do their washing. Apparently a huge copper tub would fit in the hole that he now burns the rubbish in. The fire underneath would heat the water. I probably should add, our house backs onto farmland and the back garden is enormous so we are not upsetting any neighbours. He also spends a disproportionate amount of time worrying about the Saudi takeover of Newcastle FC. He is actually getting on my tits but he redeems himself each day by going to the local shop and buying me a bag of crisps and a Twirl for my lunch break. So romance isn't dead.

Son has been going to work everyday so his life has not changed much. Spends most of his time on line with his mates playing online games. he veers between completely miserable because all the festivals he had planned to go to this year have been cancelled, a bit miserable because he misses Everton and totally ecstatic because during lockdown he has saved almost £5k (I clearly don't charge enough board!)

Daughter (four years younger than son) is working from home. If son is Eeyore, daughter is Tigger. She is the loudest person in the world. Zoom calls with her mates are raucous and involve copious amounts of alcohol. She still gets ready for work every morning - full make up, hair done ( polar opposite to her mother who has a new work uniform of leggings, top, no make up)

The cat is a tortoiseshell who has taken to getting up at 4am demanding entertainment. She usually brings the toy that she wants you to entertain her with into the bedroom and drops it on your head.

We also have two sheep who live in the back garden. Their lives have been unaffected by lockdown.

You should probably put your children in the back garden and let the sheep stay in the house.
I bet you've already considered this option.

 

[No8Bally]

My once a day exercise has been getting longer and longer with each passing day. I'd rather be ambling around Clatterbridge and Thornton Hough than be at home....
Can't describe her indoors on here.

 

[BornBlue76]

Nope, I've never fancied a man. I have since seen other men having sex. In places like South Korea where homosexuality is basically illegal one often stumbles across the act of male on male Congress in some unusual places. But that'd be a whole new thread lol.

does one?? Just randomly stumble across men having sex... you might need to reassess these unusual places and what bring you there

 

[Tea_drinker]

does one?? Just randomly stumble across men having sex... you might need to reassess these unusual places and what bring you there

Maybe I tend to be involved in roof parties next door to love motels too often.