Describe your housemates / people you live with

[Paris]

My housemate is a nice enough bloke but is a complete waster, spends most of his days smoking weed and stuff like that and I certainly don't objectify to that as it's nice to have a supply when I need to chill, however, he's also a complete and utter bore. All he ever talks about is bitcoin.

All I ever think about when he's talking is that scene from Airplane.

 

[Kurt.]

Must be a laugh a minute around your gaff

 

[Nymzee]

My housemate is a nice enough bloke but is a complete waster, spends most of his days smoking weed and stuff like that and I certainly don't objectify to that as it's nice to have a supply when I need to chill, however, he's also a complete and utter bore. All he ever talks about is bitcoin.

All I ever think about when he's talking is that scene from Airplane.

Take him on your next foreign trip and open his mind's eye.

 

[Furey1878]

My housemate is completely unsupportive of my medicinal uses of weed and endeavors to invest in bitcoin.

 

[Yarrgh]

My housemate is a nice enough bloke but is a complete waster, spends most of his days smoking weed and stuff like that and I certainly don't objectify to that as it's nice to have a supply when I need to chill, however, he's also a complete and utter bore. All he ever talks about is bitcoin.

All I ever think about when he's talking is that scene from Airplane.

Could you expand a bit more about Bitcoin please? That seemed to be the most interesting point in all of this.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Take him on your next foreign trip and open his brown eye.

Fixed that for you there mate. Your autocorrect must be faulty.

 

[chrismpw]

My housemate is my missus. No way am I getting involved in this.

 

[DanB90]

My flat mate is a pathetic, misogynistic slob, who spends his time concocting desperate schemes to convince women to have sex with him, including buying sex spray, forging money, and pretending to be an aristocrat. His plans are never successful however, and the stress of his miserable life can cause us to become irritable with each other.

 

[degsy]

My housemate is my missus. No way am I getting involved in this.

There'll be a whole load of us taking the 5th on that

 

[Deleted member 48881]

I live alone but once I used to have an Italian flatmate from the south, he was roasting this all the time, which was weird

 

[JimmyJeffers]

My flat mate is a pathetic, misogynistic slob, who spends his time concocting desperate schemes to convince women to have sex with him, including buying sex spray, forging money, and pretending to be an aristocrat. His plans are never successful however, and the stress of his miserable life can cause us to become irritable with each other.

Sex spray eh?

 

[COYBL25]

@Baines' left foot it's time to shine

 

[DanB90]

Sex spray eh?

He’s played by Rik Mayall as well, which is cool.

 

[orly]

My flat mate is a pathetic, misogynistic slob, who spends his time concocting desperate schemes to convince women to have sex with him, including buying sex spray, forging money, and pretending to be an aristocrat. His plans are never successful however, and the stress of his miserable life can cause us to become irritable with each other.

What are his views on obscure football signings, particularly under 23 years of age?

 

[Baines' left foot]

@Baines' left foot it's time to shine

Where do I start?

I've been living in a house with far too many people for too long to save enough money for a house deposit. Most of them are sound but there’s one girl who acts like she owns the place. She’s your stereotypical millennial and she responds to anything remotely exciting with a loud “OH. MY. GOD” like Janice from friends.

She’s nearly 30 but acts like a 19 year old making Tik Tok videos, runs up and down the stairs screaming and singing. Also everything is described as ‘vibes’ and she is just a general tw@.

Then there’s the Nigerian girl who is the loudest person I’ve ever met. She laughs like a banshee at anything marginally funny.

Fortunately I’m back at my parents’ house at the moment otherwise I would have murdered the pair of them.