Derby Day Song (Not Chant)

[Andy McGurk]

So last year I was contemplating whether or not to make an acoustic album. Anyway, last seasons derby basically gave me my first lyrics.



This year the whole album is out but I thought I'd share this song. It's called "the ballad of red and blue" and it has all the anxiety and emptiness that seems to represent our feelings towards derby day, but with some hope, some god damn hope that it will end soon!

No one except this forum knows it's about the derby by the way. Hope you enjoy it.

P.s. I met my wife November 2010, surely this curse will be lifted soon.

 

[Bungle]

If you could fade in commentary of Salah smashing in his 4th this afternoon at the end of the song that should round it off nicely.

 

[Boba Fret]

That sounds really good. Where can I hear more of your stuff?

 

[Boss_Rarkley]

Im slightly aroused by all of this

 

[Muggins]

Loving the music and creative effort mate.

My song goes as follows.

“Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom”.

It’s entitled “the sound of Mo Salahs boot”.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Here is mine

WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP

WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP

WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP

 

[The binman chronicles]

Loving the music and creative effort mate.

My song goes as follows.

“Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom”.

It’s entitled “the sound of Mo Salahs boot”.

Mine's quite similar:

“Boo boo boo boo, boo boo boo, boo boo boo boo”.

It’s entitled “Goodison unplugged and live 7th April 2018 2:20PM ”

 

[goodisonopheliac]

I wrote a parody of Emilie Autumn's Fight Like A Girl called Fight Like A Blue. Considering the album it comes from is a concept album about a mental asylum, it kind of fits.

Loving the music and creative effort mate.

My song goes as follows.

“Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom”.

It’s entitled “the sound of Mo Salahs boot”.

Baldrick is a blue?

See also: "We had a Judas called Ross Barkley / A toffee who comes from Wavertree / He's only it in for the money / Now he's [bad word]ed off to Chelsea."

 

[gonetomorrow]

These Boos Are Made For Walking

 

[Penno]

Boo Boo Boo your team
Gently down the street
But when you see the oppos's bus
Brick it like a treat

 

[goodisonopheliac]

[bad word] off Sam Allardyce, repeat ad nauseam.

 

[Hangleton]

I think you need to sacrifice your wife. To lift the curse.

 

[longers]

I admire anyone who can muster up enough enthusiasm to sing at a dead rubber fixture like this

 

[larbert toffee]

Here is mine

WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP

WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP

WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP
WE ARE CRAP

Just a little more work on the fourth verse and you should be there Bryan.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Of this I sing
The Derby is a horrid thing
Hear the words I sing
Dingalingaling.

PS
[bad word] off, Sam Allardyce.