Deadline day Limericks

[Kenshin]

We sign a few players
For the fans to clap
But with bill and elstone doing transfers
Everton are bloody crap

 

[Gwlacticos]

This deadline day doesn't look good,
And we need to offload some dead wood,
But my head will be spinning,
When we really start winning,
As the net spend suggests that we should.

 

[orly]

There was a podcaster named Downie
who reacted on twitter most foully
he said we're signing dembele
or claude makelele
who cares, we only trust @Brownie

 

[SteRobbo84]

At the start our window was chocker,
But now we're having a shocker,
Got a feeling inside,
We'll swallow our pride,
And offer big Oumar a locker

 

[cooperman]

Throughout all of August us blues
Dreamed of the striker we'd choose
Hopefully like Van Persie
But instead the next straqulersi
But we're used to it, so fair doos

 

[Huyton Layne]

This is the first line to start
I'm rhyming and trying to be smart
To me it would seem
Everton is our team
And love will tear up apart

 

[Duncan Disordely]

There was a young player from Nantucket
Who's arse was the size of a bucket
As big as Barry
He'd struggle to harry
When the ball rolled away he'd say..

 

[ijjysmith]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We are crap
Brown

 

[The Blue Watch]

Nicola Vlasic
This long delay in the announcement of your signature
Is making me twitch
Move here and be rich
Bring along your mate Mandzukic

 

[GlosBlue]

Let's go over to Sky reporter Jim White,
He'll give us the latest on Everton tonight,
"Big news for the fans"
"They have huge signing plans"
Turns out he is talking pure...rubbish

 

[SteRobbo84]

To not have a striker arranged,
Would seem completely deranged,
But open your eyes,
We've all been fed lies,
As it's clear that nothing has changed

 

[Huyton Layne]

One for the Millennials
by Layne

Bottles of pills within reach
Fully stocked up with the bleach
Keep smashing F5
Please don't revive
When our targets are all out of reach