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"BREAKING news from Goodison Park. Joyce the cleaner has signed a new, one month Everton FC rolling contract to ward off interest from the Mecca Bingo, Dovecot. There will be a press conference 3pm tomorrow.”
Not even remotely funny, but football humour in this city can be biting and cruel.
It’s a text message currently doing the rounds, and it indicates how Everton are perceived by the red half of the city – and underlines the frustration which seems to be building among Everton’s fan base.
Frustration of which I’m suddenly, all too keenly aware. That wasn’t the only text I received this week.
I also received a couple from very respected journalists
“Why are all kinds of Evertonians going nuts all of a sudden?” read one, while another asked: “What’s happening pal? Suddenly you’re the Salman Rushdie of Liverpool.”
To those who missed last week’s column, and believe me it really isn’t worth revisiting, it was a sincere and honest attempt to look optimistically at Everton’s coming campaign.
Last summer Everton went into the season with a squad popularly believed to be the strongest assembled at the club in 15 years, on the back of a storming finish to the previous campaign – and with players and coaches quietly confident of making a push for a Champions League place.
Twelve months on the only thing which has changed is Steven Pienaar.
And I tried to reflect that. But it seems that many Blues aren’t in the mood for optimism.
Clearly Liverpool’s spending spree across the park has contributed (although spending £20m on Stewart Downing should surely have brought just a small smile to Evertonian faces.)
But something seems to have shifted quite significantly in the mind set of a growing number of Everton fans.
And top of the agenda appears to be the inability of Bill Kenwright to sell the club.
Despite a search “24/7” since well before the worldwide recession began to bite, the Blues chairman has come up empty handed.
That’s not due to a lack of publicity. It’s common knowledge that Everton is for sale. It has been suggested that Kenwright must be asking too much for the club.
But the Blues’ admirable young chief executive Robert Elstone has clearly refuted that claim too.
“It’s not because we’ve been imposing unreasonable conditions,” he stated in February. “No-one has come up with any money. The club is for sale and that sale does not depend on the Chairman remaining in charge.”
That appears to be clear enough.
But some fans will still refuse to accept it, but until one investor goes public and makes it clear that Kenwright is either asking for too much or deliberately blocking a sale it’s difficult to argue with.
And none ever has.
The remaining conclusion to be drawn is if Bill Kenwright really wants to sell his football club – and one former Everton manager told me on Wednesday “Bill is desperately disillusioned and wants out” – he has to market that sale more aggressively.
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