DaveK user guide

[Spadge Vernacular]

Can we please compile a guide for new users in order that they understand how best to navigate their way around Dave's switcheroo and contrarianism approach?

Many of those that need help will never venture outside of the EO forum but for wannabe WUM's this could also act as a tutorial.

Examples and analysis of episodes (this day this, next day that) would be really useful.

Unfortunately, I am too busy with the MEGA stuff at present to make a significant contribution but if the thread fails we all know it is someone else's fault.

Any questions pm Jmacca

 

[longers]

He lost his aura as soon as I realised his username was Dave K and not Da-Vek

That said I reckon he fuels about 10% of all GOT posts which is pretty good going.

 

[Kurt.]

Pound for pound best poster on the forum… has held the title for the past few years

 

[The binman chronicles]

Your Davek 5000 is programmed to take the contrary view in every situation. If more than half of the general consensus swings one way Davek will argue against that position. To switch off Davek you need to get both sides of the argument to tally up to the exact same number. At 50% a counter position cannot be established and will initiate an automatic shutdown.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Pound for pound best poster on the forum… has held the title for the past few years

I see the bait, I recognise it as bait……..and sometimes bite anyway

Was much worse when Jags and Baines who I loved were here mind lol

 

[Deleted member 48881]

Your Davek 5000 is programmed to take the contrary view in every situation. If more than half of the general consensus swings one way Davek will argue against that position. To switch off Davek you need to get both sides of the argument to tally up to the exact same number. At 50% a counter position cannot be established and will initiate an automatic shutdown.

too good mate

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Your Davek 5000 is programmed to take the contrary view in every situation. If more than half of the general consensus swings one way Davek will argue against that position. To switch off Davek you need to get both sides of the argument to tally up to the exact same number. At 50% a counter position cannot be established and will initiate an automatic shutdown.

This is a great summary.

We need examples to embed learning though.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Can we please compile a guide for new users in order that they understand how best to navigate their way around Dave's switcheroo and contrarianism approach?

1. Click on his username
2. Click on “Ignore”
3. Done

 

[SerenityNigh]

He lost his aura as soon as I realised his username was Dave K and not Da-Vek

Oh, switched positions on that as well? Typical Dayvek.

 

[kithnou]

The single greatest poster on any forum, worldwide. That's all they need to know.

 

[ilikecheese]

The man is a full time fisherman. He casts his nets wide. So many fishes caught in his net over the years.

We voted him King for a reason.

Personally I view him as my very own Dave Show on the internet.

Very entertaining.

 

[Toast]

Getting a ‘like’ of Dave is incredible.

Was a bit odd though when everyone seemed to change their avatar to his however.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Forum institution and national treasure.

Should be knighted for services to the Internet.

 

[PhilM]

Dave keeps this place ticking over and allows Danny to life his life of luxury.

 

[Prevenger17]

There has been many threads on Davek but, such is his humility and greatness, he rarely acknowledges or posts in them. The Mewtwo of Grandoldteam