Darwin Awards

[Brisan123]

I hope getting married doesn't change you.

From the day you get married your wife will do all in her power to change
When she has made you into the man she wants she will complain that you are not the same man she married.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[chrismpw]

I was reading that article this morning, and it had "Darwin Awards" screaming at me all the way through.lol

 

[Blue 1]

And the only thing that'll end up flat is him.