Aye.
*opens cat food, mistakenly thinking it's a bag of a crisps*strokes nude supermodel and cries with joy*
*sniffs line out of the bum crack of a Latin beauty**opens cat food, mistakenly thinking it's a bag of a crisps
Quite tasty actually
*sniffs line out of the bum crack of a Latin beauty*
Then this read probably isn't for you.*serious font
Over-rated mate. Been there, done similar things in the past. Much happier now sharing the couch on a wet Sunday with better half while supping cuppa.
Sad, but true
*ends serious font
Then this read probably isn't for you.
ISNT FINGERING BOSS DOH LADS.
I think even he doesn't think of himself as an actor - he's got some very minor roles in some not very good films, one of which he gave a few mil to fund anyway.Didn't know who he was so I went to wikipedia, and it said: Dan Bilzerian (born December 7, 1980)[11] is an American actor, poker player and trust fund beneficiary.[12] In late 2013 he became a social media sensation for posting pictures of his lavish lifestyle on Instagram.
Right away, when it said "American actor...trust fund beneficiary", you just knew the "actor" part was pure nonsense, kinda the waitress born in Alabama who insists she's an "artiste" even though she's been waiting tables at the TGI Friday's in Times square for the last 9 years.
I think even he doesn't think of himself as an actor - he's got some very minor roles in some not very good films, one of which he gave a few mil to fund anyway.