Daily Scottish Poll...............

Which one is the best lie from the Scots?

  • Haggis

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Golf

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Whisky

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • Paedo's on tv

    Votes: 6 40.0%
  • Sectarianism

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Kilt

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .
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Moomin

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Which Scottish lie do people think is the best???

1. Haggis was created in Scotland, first recipes found in Lancashire. Yes, people the national dish for Scotland is English.

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2. Golf was invented in Scotland, another lie.

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3. Whisky, another one they claim.

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4. Pedophilia on mainstream telly, sorry but the BBC beat you on that front.

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5. Sectarianism had been happening for many years before the bells of Rangers and Celtic made it popular in Glasgow.

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6. The Kilt, another one for Lancashire I'm afraid.

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Voted for Whisky. While beer here is dire, for about 520,000g ($125us) I can score some Lagavulin 18. Will be my 42nd bday gift to self.

As for Scottish Independence the biggest thing swaying me is Piers Moron threatening back to the US over the vote. I despise that condescending [insert string of words this site would autoremove and would upset mods].
 
9. Scotch Tape.

Despite the tartan packaging, this is a creature of Minnesota..., making it essentially Canadian and therefore essentially invented by the Queen herself.
 

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