Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
He's just been seen at the cash machien in west derby village!!
Sure. They're top of the Portuguese league on goal difference, and through to the last 16 of the Champions league and they come up with a wizard wheeze to make money by sending their best player to another cash strapped team that isn't competing for any silverware and the player himself is well up for it.
I mean I don't blame journalists for writing this kind of fantasy - they're paid to write what they're told to write. I don't even blame editors for demanding that they write it - they're paid to ensure people buy the paper.
It's the sad f*cks that pay money to read it that should be put to death.