(Daft) Things you have said to a pro footballer.

[Deleted member 28206]

Did you bum him?

Would rather bum his missus.

 

[ijjysmith]

Would rather bum his missus.

Hot?

 

[AdamEFC]

Back when I worked in Maccies at uni I asked Wayne Rooney if he wanted his Chicken Sandwhich meal large...

Obviously he did.

 

[The Esk]

Playing against Robbie Zabica (ex Socceroos goalie). He was playing upfront, I was centre half marking him. He missed a sitter, so I told him to get back in goals you f****ing donkey.

After scored his second he said something not very nice back to me.

Hahaha, I remember playing cricket against Paul Allot (Lancs and England). Anyway the guy I was batting with, first ball smashes Allot through the covers for four. Walks down the wicket, taps a spot half way down and says "don't bowl that rubbish* at me any more". Next ball is about three yards faster and takes his off stump out the ground before he'd even moved - "don't need to bowl anything at you any more" was the reply.....

 

[FTY]

Your mate sounds like a right tit, you probably should have let Hatton deal with it

Seen the size of @Kurt? Hatton would get laced

 

[PITA]

Hahaha, I remember playing cricket against Paul Allot (Lancs and England). Anyway the guy I was batting with, first ball smashes Allot through the covers for four. Walks down the wicket, taps a spot half way down and says "don't bowl that rubbish* at me any more". Next ball is about three yards faster and takes his off stump out the ground before he'd even moved - "don't need to bowl anything at you any more" was the reply.....

It's Allott but you're excused because cricket sledging stories are always good.