Daft/Stupid?Downright weird things your missus has said

[roydo]

Right, watching the match, Mrs R in the other room watching something else.

Comes in, takes something out of the fridge, and says.

"Roydo, do you mind if I take this carrot into work tomorrow?"

WT actual F!!

Go.

 

[ijjysmith]

Mrs Ijjy calls Lukaku, Lulu.

FFS.

 

[Leedslee24]

Do planes have wind mirrors totally true

 

[MickM86]

One of my exes once asked "Is Brazil in Spain"

Hahaha

 

[Tubey]

"85%? Out of how many?"

 

[MickM86]

Some girl once said to me when we were at a petrol station "I didn't know you had to put air in tyres"

 

[MickM86]

I once told the same girl that a microphone in my car was actually a camera, she believed it and wouldn't let me do anything with her then. My own fault haha

 

[Pat's Van]

I once told the same girl that a microphone in my car was actually a camera, she believed it and wouldn't let me do anything with her then. My own fault haha

why does your car have a microphone ?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Her : What does '' ILT' mean?
Me : Huh? WTF?
Her : ILT? LOOK! <pointing at a Road sign>

 

[FTY]

One of my exes once asked "Is Brazil in Spain"

Hahaha

That's f*cking weird, a girl asked me that exact question today!

Obviously I said yes.

 

[MickM86]

Me and my ex was walking around town and we came up to where Radio Merseyside is and she says "There's radio Merseyside, I didn't expect it to be there" I said "where did you expect it to be? London?"

Hahahahahaha.

I miss her so much. Might start a thread.

 

[chicoazul]

Lying on a beach together in Cuba:

I wouldn't like to go to one of them Axis of Evil countries..."

 

[MickM86]

why does your car have a microphone ?

There was a phone connected to it

 

[MickM86]

I prefer birds like this they're much more entertaining

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Mrs T-g-v: You know the Vicar of Dibley telly show

Me: Yes

Mrs T-g-v: What's the name of the village they live in..