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Current prem worst eleven

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Almunia
Bridge Bramble Knight Aurelio
Benayoun Leiva Grella K.Dyer
Lovenkrands Carroll​

Prime relegation fodder, and no doubt.
 

The Wigan first XI.

*edit* that's a bit harsh, Al Habsi is a decent Keeper and Rodellega is good on his day. So swap them for Gomez and Carroll.
 
This season's gashest XI:


Almunia
Simpson Senderos Knight Warnock
Gosling Neville Henry Delap
Cahill
Shola Ameobi​


I feel bad putting Cahill in there but I can't think of a worse attacking mid this year. No creativity, no goal threat, safe corner flags.

Also I can't think of any actually poor first XI keepers so Almunia gets in there for being gash all the time.
 

This season's gashest XI:

Simpson Senderos Knight Warnock
Gosling Neville Henry Delap
Cahill
Shola Ameobi​


I feel bad putting Cahill in there but I can't think of a worse attacking mid this year. No creativity, no goal threat, safe corner flags.

But still in our first team. You forgot to give the worst 11 a manager.
 
But still in our first team. You forgot to give the worst 11 a manager.

I hate it when people quote me pre-edit ffs. How can I pretend I'm flawless when you capture my mistakes!?!?!?



And I'm not going to be obvious and say Moyes. I'm going for Alex McCleish. He makes Moyes look like Pep Guardiola.
 
I hate it when people quote me pre-edit ffs. How can I pretend I'm flawless when you capture my mistakes!?!?!?



And I'm not going to be obvious and say Moyes. I'm going for Alex McCleish. He makes Moyes look like Pep Guardiola.

I watched villa the other week and couldn't see any difference in style and tactics than us. having pienaar and drenthe we just edge it when we get hold of the ball after a hoof. But for the managers tactics, no difference.
 
I watched villa the other week and couldn't see any difference in style and tactics than us. having pienaar and drenthe we just edge it when we get hold of the ball after a hoof. But for the managers tactics, no difference.

He's just Moyes but a bit Moyesier.

They do have flair players themselves and a proper forward, but he has them playing really negatively. Just like us, for sure, but a bit worse. I'd rather have Moyes anyway, and I don't say that too often!
 
This season's gashest XI:


Almunia
Simpson Senderos Knight Warnock
Gosling Neville Henry Delap
Cahill
Shola Ameobi​


I feel bad putting Cahill in there but I can't think of a worse attacking mid this year. No creativity, no goal threat, safe corner flags.

Also I can't think of any actually poor first XI keepers so Almunia gets in there for being gash all the time.

and there's Neville !!!! knew he wouldn't stay away for long.
 

Almunia
Bridge Bramble Knight Aurelio
Benayoun Leiva Grella K.Dyer
Lovenkrands Carroll​

Prime relegation fodder, and no doubt.

Lucas Leiva is the best defensive mid in the world mate, make no mistake. Benayoun is still good in my opinion, and against all odds Andy Carroll has actually started to play fairly well. *GASPS*
 
Lucas Leiva is the best defensive mid in the world mate, make no mistake. Benayoun is still good in my opinion, and against all odds Andy Carroll has actually started to play fairly well. *GASPS*

Lucas is an important player for them now, but nothing, and i mean nothing seems to wind up the rs than insisting he's still gash, and reminding them that they all hated him a few years ago, benayoun had a good game sunday though
 
Stefan Savic should take pride of place in the heart of defence.

Surely throw Torres in there too?

Forget confidence, forget holding the ball up...this is a £50m striker who was inarguably the best no.9 in the world a few years back, 5 goals in 48 appearances is f*cking pathetic.
 
Stefan Savic should take pride of place in the heart of defence.

Surely throw Torres in there too?

Forget confidence, forget holding the ball up...this is a £50m striker who was inarguably the best no.9 in the world a few years back, 5 goals in 48 appearances is f*cking pathetic.

As bad as he's become I'd still rather have Torres than Shola Ameobi or Ricardo Fuller!
 

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