Cuppa? WTF

[Dylan]

Tea is ace but coffee is better.

Just setting this straight like.

Oh yeah, and this. 100,000,000 times THIS!

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

What's the secret to comedy about tea?
Twining.

 

[roydo]

What's the secret to comedy about tea?
Twining.

Youve either been to a Tim Vine gig, or you are him!

 

[Leonard Rossiter]

Youve either been to a Tim Vine gig, or you are him!

My name isn't Tim vine its Tim Buctoo.
Sorry.
I was miles away.

 

[Username]

Brewed for around 3 or 4 minutes if it's your usual english tea. I have a boss system where I make 3 or 4 mugs of tea (only putting the milk in one) and save the others for later. Then when I'm ready, I just blast one of them in the microwave (90 seconds) and add milk. Almost-instant-tea!

Green/white tea I probably brew for a bit less, unless it's in a teapot then the bag stays in.

Weak tea is rank and tastes like dishwater.

You're a goddamn genius!

 

[Frank Drebin]

You're a goddamn genius!

Sounds like a bloody horrible brew. Microwaved water? Disgusting.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Brew for 40 seconds, but to get 100% of the antioxidants the OP mentions, I use 4 bags.

Yeehaaa. Appliance of science.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Brew for 40 seconds, but to get 100% of the antioxidants the OP mentions, I use 4 bags.

Yeehaaa. Appliance of science.

Don't you know there's a recession on? Four bags is highly irresponsible and I've a good mind to inform the tabloids.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I'm keeping the economy going, we have to pay for (on the spot with cash you shortsighted credit meltdowns) with cash, and consume a little more. Increase demand for classic British products.

 

[Frank Drebin]

You've convinced me.

<places order for ton of spam>

 

[Kurt.]

Nah lads I use the full tea leaves and teapot at home, for something to chew on at the bottom of the cup. Tea bags are well tasteless in comparison. Any one remember Mantuna?

he sounds like a Bond villain...... half man half fish...............or he could have a job sorting out pianos for a living.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I don't drink tea usually. My dad used to put two tea bags in and leave them in.

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I used to be a demon for loads of sugar in my strong tea, and i'd did my heavily buttered toast in it - right up to my second heart attack.

 

[bflefc]

Tea is the devil's work. Coffee all the way pour moi.