Just buy his silence with a blow job in the stationary cupboard. It's not gay unless you slap your cheeks with it and call him daddy.
I've made a terrible mistake...
Just buy his silence with a blow job in the stationary cupboard. It's not gay unless you slap your cheeks with it and call him daddy.
I toyed with using high tac masking tape, it had it's pro's and cons. It was easy enough to put a hole it if my missus wanted access to finger me, but it would not stick for very long with the lube almost always causing the tape to fall off.
I think it's the wish me luck you guys that gets me every time. Like he expects us to be pleased for him for managing the second bollock. I. CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.
I was howling to myself over it last night. Some of these posts conjure up terrible but hilarious images.me neither, my wife has just come downstairs wanting to know whats so funny on TV. Trying to explain this thread now....brilliant
lolIs it a birth mark? Some lad in our school (Spam Eye) had something similar.