Could you..

[Deleted member 28206]

Play for Liverpool FC?

You are a ageing striker, you've made your way up the leagues and at 32 get a call up the full England squad and then a transfer to Liverpool, upping your menial £19k a week to a whopping £47k a week basic and £11k goal and £7k appearance bonus


Problem is, you are a Evertonian, you've held a season ticket and get to see the blues a few times a season, you are a total mess when you've played at Goodison but managed to conceal your delight at playing.

The chance to move to Liverpool where all your family love and kids are growing up, do you turn them down? Cos your bitter nature takes a stand?


Or... What do you do?

...Personally I'm signing that contract.

#YNWA

 

[Tubey]

I'd take the contract and then proper Ali Dia the place out, sitting on my arse and laughing whilst eating a bucket load of chocolate eclairs, gaining five stone just to hammer home just how not arsed I am.

 

[Azzurri]

Deal.

 

[bflefc]

I'd rather burn my feet

 

[fozzy]

i'd get my agent on the blower to bobby and say i'd play for the blues for 10k a week.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

they'd think I was a dutchman cos i'd be like Bogard & VDM with a splash of Drenthe

 

[ste d' indica]

I'd take the contract and then proper Ali Dia the place out, sitting on my arse and laughing whilst eating a bucket load of chocolate eclairs, gaining five stone just to hammer home just how not arsed I am.

Inside job, played there Tubey.

 

[paulbefc]

I'd take the contract and then proper Ali Dia the place out, sitting on my arse and laughing whilst eating a bucket load of chocolate eclairs, gaining five stone just to hammer home just how not arsed I am.

I was going to just say no, but this is better.

 

[Bungle]

For that money I'd also take on an Ambassadorial role when I retired.

 

[bignev23]

I'd be their Van der Meyde

 

[The Esk]

Play for Liverpool FC?

You are a ageing striker, you've made your way up the leagues and at 32 get a call up the full England squad and then a transfer to Liverpool, upping your menial £19k a week to a whopping £47k a week basic and £11k goal and £7k appearance bonus


Problem is, you are a Evertonian, you've held a season ticket and get to see the blues a few times a season, you are a total mess when you've played at Goodison but managed to conceal your delight at playing.

The chance to move to Liverpool where all your family love and kids are growing up, do you turn them down? Cos your bitter nature takes a stand?


Or... What do you do?

...Personally I'm signing that contract.

#YNWA

Never, integrity has no price.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Derbys would be boss tho, play with a bit of form leading upto it guarenteeing a start then score a hat-trick of own goals in the first half, get subbed and then after the game retire with a fat wedge and a pain in my side from laughing so hard.

 

[Muzumbu]

I just couldn't bring myself to do such a thing. Similar to when my kopite mate said would you take a million quid if it meant liverpool won the league.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

No chance. I mean my current club pay me £1 million a year. I'm hardly destitute. Liverpool could stick their offer (thank them very much)

 

[bluejock]

I'd ask Everton for 30k a week and move there instead.