Could we choose a team to match this snide?

[Pejic300]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here&#39;s the teamsheet for tonight&#39;s game and we are absolutely furious because Sydenham have fielded their players to spell out &quot;SRFC ARE [Poor language removed]&quot;. We know this for a fact because Dane Francis, a striker, is wearing number 3. Hope the league committee throw the book at them for this. <a href="https://t.co/SU5uszGbiQ">pic.twitter.com/SU5uszGbiQ</a></p>&mdash; Streatham Rovers FC (@StreathamRovers) <a href="">April 9, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[ijjysmith]

Ramos, Sergio

 

[goodisonopheliac]

We need more players with surnames beginning with vowels.

 

[Catfish Blues]

According to the Streatham Rovers no 11, the whole thing is a farce.

We need more players with surnames beginning with bowels.

Quite apt that under the circumstances.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

 

[kev]

That went well.

HALF-TIME:" Sydenham United 2-0 Streatham Rovers. Poor first half for the Greyhounds. We just can't cope with the surging runs of Dane Francis from (yes you've guessed it....) the left back position."

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

That went well.

HALF-TIME:" Sydenham United 2-0 Streatham Rovers. Poor first half for the Greyhounds. We just can't cope with the surging runs of Dane Francis from (yes you've guessed it....) the left back position."

I was trying to post that but it wouldn't work,

Like something from a comedy those tweets

 

[Rob17896]

No need for a team talk because the team are as important as a walking football five-a-side.

 

[The binman chronicles]

That went well.

HALF-TIME:" Sydenham United 2-0 Streatham Rovers. Poor first half for the Greyhounds. We just can't cope with the surging runs of Dane Francis from (yes you've guessed it....) the left back position."

SRFC lost 3-1 in the end. No way they can fight this now as it can't be defamation because it is true for all to see.