Coronavirus Panic Buying Tips

[john jako]

Apart from a few gram of lemo and some hand sanitizer, what else would you recommend for my panic buying prior to entering the bunker?

 

[Archie Knox]

Loads of Franks Hot Sauce.

 

[tommye]

Brass, bud, bifters, beer, beak, bread and beans.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Beer, crisps, cheese and bread.
Oh, and paper based porn as well, just in case the interweb gets infected.

 

[Toast]

Baby milk if you use it. ( seriously )

 

[The binman chronicles]

some hand sanitizer,

Ha! Good luck the world's supply has been snapped up already. But you can always buy a bottle of vodka and use that as a hand sanitizer and come to think of it a mouth one too. Russians swear by it and even I have taken to dabbing some up the nose to hopefully kill any germs on contact when I have a cold or if I'm going to come into contact with someone who has.

 

[chrismpw]

Bog roll and whisky.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Ha! Good luck the worlds supply has been snapped up already. But you can always buy a bottle of vodka and use that as a hand sanitizer and come to think of it a mouth one too. Russians swear by it and even I have taken to dabbing some up the nose to hopefully kill any germs on contact when I have a cold or if I'm going to come into contact with someone who has.

Buy some cheap vodka and aloe Vera gel - mix together and add a few drops of aftershave or perfume and you have a rough and ready hand sanitiser.

 

[Nymzee]

Get one of those class body shields they’re designing.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Crumpets and tea bags.

 

[john jako]

Hopefully that Everton fan who wiped the bogey on that women’s head isn’t doing that during these times.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Buy some cheap vodka and aloe Vera gel - mix together and add a few drops of aftershave or perfume and you have a rough and ready hand sanitiser.

Yep that'll work. It might just irritate the inner nose with the perfume though, so I'm keeping to just the cheap vodka recipe. Hopefully I can't mess that up, nothing worse than an overly floral hand gel.

 

[Zezti]

Gotta be buying Corona beer to really tempt fate.

 

[tommye]

may I also suggest a couple of packets of these

 

[john jako]

View attachment 80285may I also suggest a couple of packets of these

The blue ones are boss.