Conversation at my home today

[Groucho]

Me: Son, I'll pay you $50.00 to power wash the sidewalk.

Son (wearing nice Everton away shirt): Ok.

Me: Take that shirt off though, I don't want you potentially ruining it.

Son: I don't have any other shirts.

Me: Yes you do. I don't want you wearing that shirt.

Son: Well what do you want me to wear then?

Me: I don't care, any old crap shirt will do.

Son: (without missing a beat...) I don't own a Liverpool shirt.

Kids.

I'll do it for $45

 

[Eggs]

...was it a random 'sidewalk' or the bit outside your house? If he likes doing it, get him down to Goodison, the sidewalks around the ground are full of dog poo and his efforts would be much appreciated.

 

[Blues Harp]

"pavement"......

 

[mawders]

powerwashing the pavement!

Is your grass the regimented 3 inches, perfectly level, and has no weeds

 

[roydo]

Why would you wash the pavement?

 

[mezzrow]

powerwashing the pavement!

Is your grass the regimented 3 inches, perfectly level, and has no weeds

Floratam is best cut to about 3.5 to 4 inches in the heat and humidity of our respective areas. Sod webworms are killing me right now in my dwarf shade grass, but my Floratam is bulletproof. If you don't pressure wash the sidewalk under our mossy oaks, it turns green and a bit slimy.

We're all about those mossy oaks. My trees produce enough Spanish Moss in a year to fill the Park End.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Disappointed no shots where involved