Confession time

MickM86 · November 9, 2013

EFC David said:
When I was younger, I was supposed to walk an elderly lady's dog for £20, however I tied the dog to a lamp post and used the money to buy weed, once I'd smoked it I went back for the dog, still to this day she's none the wiser.

Ha, that's funny that. I was hoping the dog had been kidnapped.

You should've got the dog stoned as well

MickM86 · November 9, 2013

steken1 said:
You'd be throwing yourself off buildings by Monday lad.

She'd ruin you.

I probably know her

tommye · November 9, 2013

steken1 said:
I've been seeing this girl who's absolute filth on and off for 9-10 months maybe.

She told me she loves me the other day. I text her last night saying I've got a job in Dubai and I'm off.

I can't get work in Vertex atm

pm me her number lad. I'll offer her a shoulder to cry on. (y)

steken1 · November 9, 2013

MickM86 said:
I probably know her

Probably do mate.

She's a mental health nurse.

Moomin · November 9, 2013

tommye said:
pm me her number lad. I'll offer her a shoulder to cry on.

I want to help this fair lady out as well, i will have a weeping cock to match her eyes.

steken1 · November 9, 2013

Moomin said:
I want to help this fair lady out as well, i will have a weeping cock to match her eyes.

I must say. The desire to help her get over what can only be described as a 'massive' loss has reignited my faith in humanity.

tommye · November 9, 2013

steken1 said:
Probably do mate.

She's a mental health nurse.

booooooooooooooooooom..........

and there's the smackdown!!

BlueLlama · November 9, 2013

steken1 said:
Probably do mate.

She's a mental health nurse.

Moomin said:
I want to help this fair lady out as well, i will have a weeping cock to match her eyes.

superb work here

MickM86 · November 9, 2013

steken1 said:
Probably do mate.

She's a mental health nurse.

I'll give you that

EFC David · November 9, 2013

MickM86 said:
Ha, that's funny that. I was hoping the dog had been kidnapped.

You should've got the dog stoned as well

That would have been a better story.

Another confession is one bank holiday I told the missus I had to work. I then went the pub at 8, drank 12 pints and came staggering in at 5pm. Obviously she knew I hadn't been at work. Think it was sick across my fizzog that gave it away.

Degs62 · November 9, 2013

OK, the truth.

I'm a consultant proctologist and have no real friends. I enjoy hanging out on GOT because it's full of ar$sholes that need treatment. (y)