Confession time

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Kurt.

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Ok lids, I confess... For two years now I've been posting on here.... I've invented a persona for myself which seems to come across ok but the truth is I'm a highly intellectual Cambridge nuclear biophysicist graduate who just wants to fit in... I hope my plan worked ... I obviously apologise to those of you whom I have tricked..... Seriously though ... Did any of you guess ?.
 

Had a thread like this before mate, when i got ripped for doing my hot aunty in days of yore.

Worth it tho,, heehee!(y)
 
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Told the mrs I have to work tomorrow afternoon after I've taken kids cinema, I will however be going to work to use their super fast broadband and finding a stream for the game and watching it in peace.

This may or may not be the only time I have ever done this.
 
Ok lids, I confess... For two years now I've been posting on here.... I've invented a persona for myself which seems to come across ok but the truth is I'm a highly intellectual Cambridge nuclear biophysicist graduate who just wants to fit in... I hope my plan worked ... I obviously apologise to those of you whom I have tricked..... Seriously though ... Did any of you guess ?.

You fooled me good style...I had you down as Oxford
 
Told the mrs I have to work tomorrow afternoon after I've taken kids cinema, I will however be going to work to use their super fast broadband and finding a stream for the game and watching it in peace.

This may or may not be the only time I have ever done this.
Haha. Sometimes I wonder whether you resent having a family about.
 

One day you will understand. I need to seize any opportunity I can for a couple of hours peace and quiet, it just so happens to coincide with the football.
I know mate. And it's for a noble cause at least. I'm not really judging you, you furry great tosser xx
 
It's probably time for me to break down the walls separating online persona and what's real, much like yourself in that regard, Kurt.

Truth be told I'm the Galactic Overlord of the Milky Way, and have thousands of worlds have crumbled beneath me and my Eternal Empire. I watched Everton play football one day... and the rest is history.

I hope you guys won't think any less of me.
 

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