Condoms

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone got any good condom related stories?
Don’t really have many myself. I remember some lad at school bring some in and filling them with water. Looked terrifying.
Did people really used to buy them from barbers?

 

[coollino]

I once walked to a bar with 21 condoms in my pockets to meet a good friend of mine

 

[Rita_Poon]

I once walked to a bar with 21 condoms in my pockets to meet a good friend of mine

There's a joke in here, 'air force twenty one'? or Trojans or something. It's there.

 

[summerisle]

Anyone got any good condom related stories?
Don’t really have many myself. I remember some lad at school bring some in and filling them with water. Looked terrifying.
Did people really used to buy them from barbers?

Staying in tonight ?

 

[coollino]

Yet again us blokes having to go out our way to protect women from pregnancy

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Lad I went to school with got a detention for blowing up the example condom in a sex education class.

That's it, sorry.

 

[Cels]

Did people really used to buy them from barbers?​

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Something for the weekend, sir?

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[chrismpw]

At the uni i went to, in a drive to promote safe sex, free condoms had been distributed to all the medical students .... stapled to a welcome card.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Michael Keane's aul lad should've worn one.

 

[Groucho]

I used to have to buy large due to girth, not length.

We’ve two kids now and are both past it, so……

 

[cronullasharks]

Still none the wiser @JimmyJeffers.

 

[Groucho]

This video contains the best condom story ever

 

[Kurt.]

2 dogs having a conversation

1. “Toby, do you use contraception when having sex ?”

2 “yes, do you Rex ?”

 

[Littlesue]

Years ago I worked in a factory office which had about 40 men in the factory. One bloke there was disliked by the rest of the men because he was a bit of a snitch telling tales to the Foreman. He was a short, fat , greasy looking bloke with a wife like Mrs Bouquet so the blokes teased him saying he never got any sex at home.
One day he came into work shouting it out he had had sex the weekend and whipped out from his bag a used condom to prove he had. The blokes tied him to the radiator and fixed the condom to some string and tied it round his face. I was in a state worrying that someone gonna get sacked so I untied him before the boss came out his office to see what was going on. Have to say he never switched on anyone again

 

[Jimishorts]

I’m currently enjoying a week off

Thank god you're back to work next week cos it will save GOT from crap jokes...

2 dogs having a conversation

1. “Toby, do you use contraception when having sex ?”

2 “yes, do you Rex ?”

And crap threads...

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