Complaint

[blue61]

i like jam with strawberry lumps,in my porridge...does that count ??

Just about acceptable, as it comes under 'jam' but without the preservative, you'd be doomed.

 

[Moomin]

When Kenwright finally opens the box it'll be like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Or the case in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Martinez spotted walking around Goodison repeatedly going "Psss Pssss, Here Kitty Kitty," whilst rattling a box of Whiskers biscuits.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He texted Bill from the Confed Cup, the text simply read "Where's the farking Baines Money Bill ?"

 

[Moomin]

Transfer kitty last season, this years will be crap with the new badge on it.

Don't spend it all on penny sweets Roberto.