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GoatJR

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Alright blues,

After we had no one able to do todays game we came up with a plan.

You guys have the chance to get your post on the front page.

What you must do is write a much detailed report on todays game.

On an other hand if you really enjoy it and what to join the Match Report duty please contact @micknick or @Groucho

May the best Report win.

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GO!
 


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I read that caption time, keep safe blues
 
Kick Off
Passes
Goal
Booing
Half Time
More booing
Crying at the thought of letting Bolasie play 45 more minutes
Second half kick off
Booing
Lagging link
Barkley goes close
Booing
Valencia on
Crying
Valencia misses
Cyanide
Full Time
Booing
 

Sat down on the couch
Saw them hit the bar and post
Fell asleep
Briefly woke up mid way 2nd half to see 1-0 down
Fell back asleep
Woke up after full time
 
After being gunned down by the East Anglia Massive on our own patch midweek we travelled to the south coast hoping to bounce back with a win, keeping our good league run going. Memories of the most deflating 3-3 draw witnessed in the EPL since Crystanbul should have been all the motivation our boys needed to put in a good display for the travelling faithful. As well as earning more in a week than most of us do in a year, of course. Sadly not on this occasion.

The display served up can only be ascribed to the entire team spending Friday night at a Grealish Premier Inn party that ran well into the early hours, then taking a Xanax 30 minutes before kick off to deal with the hangover.

Too many mistakes. Too little effort. Too few options on the bench to make any meaningful change to the course of the game. Things got no better in the second half either. A certain Tom Cleverly being the best player in a blue shirt tells you just how dire of a showing it was. Making Ibe look like Neymar just rubs our noses in it.

Fair play to Bournemouth though. They scored their goal and worked hard enough to make sure we never really looked like getting back into it. Not that we did much to push them at any point.

I watched Palace against Stoke, and they looked as good as Stoke look lost. Then they came from 2 behind to win today against an admittedly dismal Sunderland. If we don't improve drastically by Friday then it could be painful to watch. Even more painful when you imagine a smug Pardew in front of the cameras after the match.

Lets hope Ron whips them into shape fast. It's way too early for a sustained dip in form if we have any aspirations of Europe. We wash our bed sheets, shake n' vac the mattress then flip it, make the bed and go again.
 
Here's a better competition...

How many times did Bolassie roll his foot over the ball today?

I'm going with 74
 

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