Cold pre season

[Snodin]

Moyes should take them to a cold country make them think it's winter/Xmas then we may start the season well !

 

[when i score we riot]

Hard to find a place with much snow and/or cold in it at this time of year. Even northern norway is lovely, ffs.

Antarctica might be an option though. I want to see if Anichebe's hold-up play holds up against a legion of penguins.

 

[twenty a season striker]

A few of these should do it.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Chill - Factore near the Trafford Centre, they could pop into the Everton Collection as well at the Museum of Museums to remind them of just exactly who it is that they are about to represent, I'd take them in the indoor skydiving as well to put the wind up them.