Cockchafers*

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magicjuan

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Just had a hairy run in with three of these effers.

Caught two in the kitchen and one in the bedroom. Horrible noisy gits and completely jihadi.

Can't post photos or the vid I took of the two in the kitchen wrestling.

Anyone fancy posting a pic of one of said fellows would be appreciated.

Baffled as to where the name originates or how it was earned.



**a.k.a. may bugs ;)
 

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is no?
 


Thems them. Got these big sticky things on their head with what look like false eyelashes on.

Hellishly loud, especially when thwatted and launched with a book.

I shifted some turf on Sunday and apparently their grubs burrow into lawns

Also known as a billy witch or spang beetle, but why would you when you can call them a cockchafer? :)
 
Thems them. Got these big sticky things on their head with what look like false eyelashes on.

Hellishly loud, especially when thwatted and launched with a book.

I shifted some turf on Sunday and apparently their grubs burrow into lawns

Also known as a billy witch or spang beetle, but why would you when you can call them a cockchafer? :)
I have never seen them googled it and after turning on safe search found that pic,plus a few close ups ugly things
 


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