Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Do not go to Funky Box.
Not sure why so many people hate on Concert Square, there are plenty of dickheads in all of the bars and clubs in Liverpool, just like any other city. The only trouble i've ever had on nights out has been outside that area, funnily enough.
Aloha, Bar Bodega (its always rammed in there), Heebie Jeebies are all good. Modo downstairs can be good, Walkabout is a bit gash, Baa Bar can be decent but it takes about six years to get served there sometimes. Go to Cava for some disgusting tequila shots.
Krazyhouse is where most people end up at the end of the night in my experience, it's good in there but the top floor is a bit cheesy, the middle floor is sound though.
The chili shot.
*shudders*
Never falling for that one again.