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Here comes the summer, the [Poor language removed] kids making everyone's life a misery, the orange faced single mums with their flabby white bellies exposed , how i love wintertime and the joys of early dark nights :)
 

My farts are a last resort, my permanent frown paints a fairy comprehensive portrait of my dislike for other humans.
 
My farts are a last resort, my permanent frown paints a fairy comprehensive portrait of my dislike for other humans.

and quite rightly so but the very fact you are an ugly git does not prevent some insensitive prick from approaching you, at that point drop one:P
 

Haha, that's where you're wrong because i look FANTASTIC :D

having previosly written

'This is true, my ugliness is my secret weapon, and i use it wisely.'

I feel sad for your belated attempt at respectability. Ugliness is all that bad, well yes it is you ugly long nosed spotty elephant like git(y)

A quick tip, turn your mirror round to the glass side, not the picture on its back:lol:
 
Thanks ugly:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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