CLASSIC Headline!

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

He penetrated their defence with his big head.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He penetrated their defence with his big head.

whilst 17,000 belarusians held their heads in their hands before shaking them at each other.

 

[bluebastardo]

I can see another funny hour coming on here.

 

[Goat]

Not if you dont stop ripping my Timmy down mate, its gonna get ghetto.

 

[macaroni]

This joke has got legs!

 

[bobbyrob]

My old Woodwork teacher was Deputy Head and yes he was called Master Bates

 

[toffeetower]

The lad who writes for my site (Vital Everton) used something similar in his headline, not sure he beat you all to it, you'll have to check when the article was posted at the bottom.

He was actually going to use 'Moyes watches His Everton stars master BATE' but opted not to as it made Moyes sound a bit gay and pervy haha!

 

[swiftyefc]

My old Woodwork teacher was Deputy Head and yes he was called Master Bates

There was a lad in my regiment The Royal Artillery, and as you may or may not know when in the Artillery your rank is Gunner, this poor lads surname was Rear, haha Gunner Rear, god knows why he joined the Artillery. He obviously didn't think it through. CLASSIC.

 

[Number_25]

I remember this.

Magnificent Everton Hammer Liverpool 3-0.

 

[chicoazul]

Football365.co.za - France

Continuing the thread. Aren't we all.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

So by that account, were after the whole Rennes team.......

Love his name thou..!!!!!!

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

Some mild laughs there if I try not to cough anymore.

I was trying to make a connection, isin't there a player in the Scottish Premier named GoodWillie.

and there's one called Danny invincible or something.

Everton master bate danny's invincible goodwillie.

No, I'll leave it to others. Did try though.

 

[bobbyrob]

What about
Dikov off at half time and Master Bates