Chutney

Stav1985 · January 10, 2019

Great thread. Would not read again.

longers · January 10, 2019

Love it, can we just turn this into a 'boss condiments' thread please ?

This stuff is worrrrrrld class, makes Brannigans seem amateurish

evertony · January 10, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Means something else where I come from :

" you sir are a chutney ferret "

Marmite miner springs to mind.....horrible but a tad funny

Joey66 · January 11, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Means something else where I come from :

" you sir are a chutney ferret "

Where do you come. From our you claiming you were actually born?
Here's me thinking you were a nice hollagram .....
I'm iron man transfusion on the 17th 3 days before my birthday so I will be bending girders lol
I'm a pickled onion man love them in moderation .....

Pootsy · January 11, 2019

With Cheese option....definitely......please

LostLegend · January 11, 2019

Pootsy said:
With Cheese option....definitely......please

Cheese on toast with a nice red onion chutney...

Lord Buckethead · January 11, 2019

longers said:
Love it, can we just turn this into a 'boss condiments' thread please ?

This stuff is worrrrrrld class, makes Brannigans seem amateurish

your sticky pickle sounds delightful.

degsy · January 11, 2019

Lord Buckethead said:
Who likes Chutney?

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Please post your top Chutney based anecdotes below.

Good to see you back Chico

Yarrgh · January 11, 2019

COYBL25 said:
Means something else where I come from :

" you sir are a chutney ferret "

Reminds me of a lad from Suffolk who I knew. He used to accuse people of that.

ClausThomsen · January 11, 2019

Joey66 said:
Where do you come. From our you claiming you were actually born?
Here's me thinking you were a nice hollagram .....
I'm iron man transfusion on the 17th 3 days before my birthday so I will be bending girders lol
I'm a pickled onion man love them in moderation .....

@COYBL25 - Translation required please. Can't work out the iron man bit.....or the accusation of being a hologram?

COYBL25 · January 11, 2019

ClausThomsen said:
@COYBL25 - Translation required please. Can't work out the iron man bit.....or the accusation of being a hologram?

I`ve referred the first bit to GCHQ Cheltenham, as I haven`t got a clue. Either that or he`s been watching too much of Rimmer on Red Dwarf and is starting to think I`m Rimmer ???

Joey has stuff wrong with him, some of the things wrong leave him him anemic , so he needs an iron transfusion, this in turn gives him super human strength ( I think )