Chutney

[Lord Buckethead]

Who likes Chutney?




Please post your top Chutney based anecdotes below.

 

[bol-uk]

My best man has a small read birth mark on his nose, we were in a pub once and this bird we were talking to said "mate, you've got a bit of chutney on your nose"

Still makes me laugh now

 

[blue61]

My best man has a small read birth mark on his nose, we were in a pub once and this bird we were talking to said "mate, you've got a bit of chutney on your nose"

Still makes me laugh now

Did it make him cross









and blackwell?

 

[bol-uk]

Did it make him cross









and blackwell?

No, he banged her, the JAMMY git.

 

[magicjuan]

Gentleman's relish.

 

[DanB90]

Gentleman's relish.

That sounds like something else entirely.

 

[bol-uk]

No, he banged her, the JAMMY git.

You should have seen the man-go

 

[Eggs]

....good with a nice curry.

 

[Frang]

dreadful thread..

yes , coming from me!

 

[bol-uk]

....good with a nice curry.

Am I the only person that doesn't like it? My mates, kids, wife even the mother in law who genuienly looks like this:

Love mango chutney with their curry

 

[COYBL25]

Means something else where I come from :

" you sir are a chutney ferret "

 

[chrismpw]

The works. Lime pickle, mango chutney, onion salad and that yoghurt stuff. Throw it on my poppadom and shove it in my mouth please.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

The works. Lime pickle, mango chutney, onion salad and that yoghurt stuff. Throw it on my poppadom and shove it in my mouth please.

Quality lime pickle is a blessed thing.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Means something else where I come from :

" you sir are a chutney ferret "

lollol spilt my cuppa reading that.

 

[summerisle]

Walnut chutney, lovely with a decent cheese.