Not Safe For Work! Christmas Thread

[orchard]

Didn't think we had one of these, please merge if we have one mod's!

This is intended for xmas tip+tricks/ customs/ exploitative Christmas party pics/ recipes / techniques / humbugging, etc.

I'll post a mincemeat recipe shortly - I know it's a bit late, but it's okay fairly fresh, and the batch is big enough to last for next year

 

[Moomin]

I have my kecks around my ankles, flaccid cock in my hand expecting dirty pictures.

Very disappointed here.

 

[orchard]

I have my kecks around my ankles, flaccid cock in my hand expecting dirty pictures.

Very disappointed here.

I only put the NSFW tag on for your xmas party mate, when is it btw ?

 

[MickM86]

I was expecting a dirty picture of Santa Claus. Gutted.

 

[Moomin]

I only put the NSFW tag on for your xmas party mate, when is it btw ?

Next Friday, I doubt I will go though. They are all knobs in my place.

 

[Brownie86]

I have my kecks around my ankles, flaccid cock in my hand expecting dirty pictures.

Very disappointed here.

It's NSFW ready for all the foof pictures from xmas parties.

Can't wait, going to duct tape some mistletoe to my groin before my parties

 

[orly]

Bungle, save this thread please

 

[orchard]

Mincemeat:

3lb Sharp Apples -grated (I use around 5lb)
1.5lb Stoneless Raisins - chopped
1.5lb Currants - chopped
1.5lb Sultanas - chopped
0.5lb Confit Citrus Peel (If you need a recipe pm me) Chopped
1.5lb Suet
4oz Almonds - Ground
1 tsp Ground Nutmeg
1 tsp Ground Cinnamon
1 tsp Ground Mace
1.5lb Sugar
2 Oranges - Grated Zest and Juice
2 Lemons - Grated Zest and Juice
>5 oz Brandy/Rum

Mix together well, compress to exclude air, store.

Elizabeth David

 

[orchard]

Next Friday, I doubt I will go though. They are all knobs in my place.

Isn't that the best reason ever to get some photo's for here ?

 

[orchard]

It's NSFW ready for all the foof pictures from xmas parties.

Can't wait, going to duct tape some mistletoe to my groin before my parties

That's the spirit mate

 

[Moomin]

Mincemeat:

3lb Sharp Apples -grated (I use around 5lb)
1.5lb Stoneless Raisins - chopped
1.5lb Currants - chopped
1.5lb Sultanas - chopped
0.5lb Confit Citrus Peel (If you need a recipe pm me) Chopped
1.5lb Suet
4oz Almonds - Ground
1 tsp Ground Nutmeg
1 tsp Ground Cinnamon
1 tsp Ground Mace
1.5lb Sugar
2 Oranges - Grated Zest and Juice
2 Lemons - Grated Zest and Juice
>5 oz Brandy/Rum

Mix together well, compress to exclude air, store.

I demand you change the weights from Imperial to metric straight away or I will email the EU on you.

 

[orchard]

I demand you change the weights from Imperial to metric straight away or I will email the EU on you.

Actually, before you do that I need to edit it...

 

[Bungle]

 

[Moomin]

Actually, before you do that I need to edit it...

Units seemed a bit high as well, how many pies are you expecting to make??

 

[Bungle]

Our office Christmas party is tomorrow, much much earlier than usual. I expect it will be over by about 9pm as they're a fairly boring bunch, however I plan on consuming as much alcohol in a short space of time as I can seeing as they are paying.