Christmas Presents

[dan78]

So its that time of year again where i have to spend hours trawling through shops looking for presents for various members of the family and worst of all the missus who is the hardest to buy for ( the rampant rabbit didnt go down well last year!)

Anyone care to share what they have bought so i can pinch some ideas!

 

[Allezfan]

Porn.

 

[bluemangroup]

Shouldn't rampant rabbits go up rather than down?

 

[dan78]

Shouldn't rampant rabbits go up rather than down?

depends where its being inserted!

 

[Allezfan]

depends where its being inserted!

She try and deep throat it?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

WHY

 

[bluemangroup]

depends where its being inserted!

The only place you can insert it down somewhere is her throat isn't it?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

A new iron will go down a treat like

 

[blue61]

A friend of mine would like to know how much for the rampant rabbit?

 

[Kiwi]

Everybody likes chocolate. I reckon your missus would like some chocolate too, go down far easier with her than the rabbit.

 

[Sapie88]

Me mar gave me 50 quid so I've just bought a bag of sniff. Crazy Wednesday night for me!!!

 

[bluemangroup]

Me mar gave me 50 quid so I've just bought a bag of sniff. Crazy Wednesday night for me!!!

Gowed do us a key there Sap.

 

[Moomin]

Buy her some respect with the fists of justice.

 

[Sapie88]

Gowed do us a key there Sap.

Pyar power this lad, me jaws doing the Hokey Cokey.

 

[wbn61]

bah humbug