Christmas presents

[summerisle]

What are your expectations : an orange, the Asda's own brand After Eight Mints, or - - -

 

[efcjames]

Smack

 

[canuckblue]

Ebenezer Scrooge in 2109 gets a hologram instead of a real gift. Call it the ghost of a Christmas present.

 

[Pootsy]

I'll be happy with some socks, undercrackers, a great Xmas dinner and my two kids having a perfect day with lots of laughter and love.

Throw in a bottle of Whisky and that will be a perfect day.

 

[summerisle]

A perfect present for Kopites everywhere.

 

[Yarrgh]

I want peace on earth.

Because I have as much chance of getting that as I do any other present from my awful family of scrooges.

 

[larbert toffee]

@Bungle The floor is yours

 

[gianthogweed]

I want gifts with recites and non of that cheap chocolate that gives me the green apple splatters its not too much to ask is it

 

[Bungle]

@Bungle The floor is yours

Father Christmas can't make my AIDS go away so he's dead to me.

 

[kev]

@Bungle The floor is yours

You bought a floor for @Bungle ? Very generous squire

 

[larbert toffee]

You bought a floor for @Bungle ? Very generous squire

You know what he is like with hard wood.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Got a joint birthday/Christmas present already, so not expecting much. Some DVD's off my Amazon wishlist if I am lucky.

 

[chrissyjack]

I’ll get the usual Everton calendar , a book and socks . And , hopefully , the Beatles White Album on vinyl . Seeing as I’ve dropped enough hints

 

[Stav1985]

Smack

Are you from Birkenhead?

 

[efcjames]

Are you from Birkenhead?

Nah, I've got internet access