Christmas jokes

[bobbyrob]

Young 18 year old girl is in the shopping center and see,s santa,s grotto,so she goes over to the line and waits to see him. Finally its her turn so she sit,s on his knee, santa says what would you like for christmas sweetheart,well santa i am 18 and i haven,t got any hairs on my fanny yet,santa looks her up and down and says would you like silver ones

Any more?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

is that from an anne summers cracker

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This is the RS season to win the title yet again (always makes me laugh come May anyway)