Christmas gifts

[ijjysmith]

This is for Ijjy...

WHAT ON EARTH?!

Why me?!

 

[bflefc]

I remain young (hmmm), free and single so will be spending only on Yours Truly.

New Blu Ray player, some films to watch, Kraftwerk album to top up the collection and some clobber whilst back home for the West Ham weekend just before Christmas.

 

[scratchnsurf]

We agreed not to exchange gifts this Year.

Im so dead, really, really dead.

You literally cannot win here. There's no way out for you.

Kindle or some bollocks

Did she specify whose bollocks or are you just planning to teabag her with a red bow tied round your schlong for festive effect?

 

[Whitebootman]

I can get away with pretty much anything for Mrs WBM as long as it costs a fortune and comes with a chocolate orange.

Perfume this year I think, 24 faubourg should see me in the good books until her birthday.