Christmas gifts

[keverton]

So come on guys/girls what are you buying your other half for Xmas. Me I've bought mrs keverton a digital camera and the everton calendar 12 shades of blue.

 

[chicoazul]

One of them laptop case things that has a trolley handle and you can pull.

 

[Goat]

We agreed not to exchange gifts this Year.

Im so dead, really, really dead.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

So come on guys/girls what are you buying your other half for Xmas. Me I've bought mrs keverton a digital camera and the everton calendar 12 shades of blue.

[Poor language removed] all yet.

 

[noharmdone]

She wants a kenwood chef, and has left a catalogue on a jewellery page for a few days ! I got the chef the other week, and the necklace will be a nice gift off the kids..

 

[ijjysmith]

Not 100% sure yet.


Which is dangerous isn't it?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Not 100% sure yet.


Which is dangerous isn't it?

It's quite natural, it's not the 24th yet, we collectively have until then right?

 

[ijjysmith]

It's quite natural, it's not the 24th yet, we collectively have until then right?

I agree.

Thanks Bry.

*puts feet up and spends all money on games and stuff

 

[bluejock]

Not even sure I'll be home for it so not buying anything just yet.

F*cked if she's having a nice day if I'm stuck offshore.

 

[Dylan]

http://newsthump.com/2011/12/23/sal...ed-to-treble-as-men-start-christmas-shopping/

Replace the **** with s h i t and you get the full article

The sale of presents being purchased using no thought or imagination is expected to see a huge increase today as men suddenly start to realise it’s Christmas.
The sight of exasperated men staring blankly at kettles and uttering the words “Christ, it’s just going to have to bloody well doâ€￾ are commonplace at this time of year, but with figures from previous years suggesting that 80% of men leave their Christmas shopping until the very last minute, retailers are predicting bumper sales of all the crap they can’t normally shift.
“The queues at checkouts at this time of year are predominantly made up of men carry an array of monstrosities that are likely to leave their wives and girlfriends hugely disappointed,â€￾ revealed Stephen Robertson of the British Retail Consortium.
“Retailers have been working hard to encourage men into their stores by piling up all the items that make women angry, and placing them in a section called ‘Gifts She’ll Love!â€￾.
“They’ll be hoping that heavy discounts combined with mens’ overall stupidity could see a late surge in sales that will surpass previous years,â€￾ he added.
Christmas shopping
32 year old Gavin Henderson from Gillingham was one of millions of men heading towards the High Street to buy lots of anything.
“Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,â€￾ he told us.
“Do you think she’ll like this Complete RoboCop Dvd Box set?â€￾
“Christ, it’s just going to have to bloody well do.â€￾

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I agree.

Thanks Bry.

*puts feet up and spends all money on games and stuff

Rented three games today, FIFA 13 Hitman and Call of duty, my ps3 is up to date? Maybe able to get online! Whoohoo

 

[noharmdone]

It's the dinner we enjoy the most really.. The Mrs makes a proper boss Christmas dinner.

 

[ijjysmith]

Rented three games today, FIFA 13 Hitman and Call of duty, my ps3 is up to date? Maybe able to get online! Whoohoo

Nice one.

I'll play on FIFA tomorrow.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

It's the dinner we enjoy the most really.. The Mrs makes a proper boss Christmas dinner.

Going out for dinner this year. CBA fighting my way through Christmas shopping and cooking it and the dishes. I'm getting drunk on cognac and eying up the barmaids in a fancy restaurant.


Merry f*cking Christmas y'all

 

[noharmdone]

Going out for dinner this year. CBA fighting my way through Christmas shopping and cooking it and the dishes. I'm getting drunk on cognac and eying up the barmaids in a fancy restaurant.


Merry f*cking Christmas y'all

Going out, out ?