Christmas 2014

[Ashtonian]

My wife has decided instead of getting each other presents we should spend the money on next years holiday.

I keep getting the image of general Akbar in my mind shouting " It's a trap!! "

Give it until like a few days before and it will be like, 'where's my present?!'

happened to me a year ago for her birthday. Bought a laptop in the Feb/March time and to justify buying it she said it was her very early birthday present, which was fine. then as soon as it came close to it she was fuming about the lack of presents i had bought her.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

What have you done to upset her??

It's probably from stuff the Mrs has been saying about me tbh.


My daughter is starting to notice though & has already asked me why she doesn't put my name on cards etc.

 

[Moomin]

It's probably from stuff the Mrs has been saying about me tbh.


My daughter is starting to notice though & has already asked me why she doesn't put my name on cards etc.

My sister in law is in a mood with me.

She sent a text saying " Who's hungry for hunger games " so I replied it no wonder your getting divorced with texts like that.

Apparently jokes about divorce is not ok.

Tits with snakes.

 

[blue4eva77]

My wife has decided instead of getting each other presents we should spend the money on next years holiday.

I keep getting the image of general Akbar in my mind shouting " It's a trap!! "

The arl classic.

This lad is THE ultimate test. The Xmas curveball that a woman will throw you from time to time. You're right in thinking its a trap. The vast majority of women love to see a pretty penny spent on them and how amazing will she feel that her man has gone out in the freezing cold and rain, waited in line for hours in the xmas last minute rush and spent a few bob on her, after she told him not to; but better yet, not expecting anything in return. The ultimate test.

Women: Just do one already for christ sake

 

[Eggs]

....I have always quite liked Christmas but admit that I do very little except drink and eat (in that order). Nothing better than having the family together.

 

[Eggs]

It's probably from stuff the Mrs has been saying about me tbh.


My daughter is starting to notice though & has already asked me why she doesn't put my name on cards etc.

......to be fair, Reidy's Bottle of Grecian is a bit lengthy for a card.