CHiPs

[Bungle]

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Branston Pickle on cheese on toast, Brown Sauce on a Bacon Roll, or no sauce at all surely

Just...I don't even...

 

[SerenityNigh]

So will it be called French Fries in America or Crisps over in England?

No,

chips = crisps
fries = chips

CHiPs is American, so you can call it crisps, but not fries

 

[Huyton Layne]

No,

chips = crisps
fries = chips

CHiPs is American, so you can call it crisps, but not fries

You mean CRiSPs though, right?