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[Jamo Martinez]

I'll bet the girls loved his accent more after hearing him play the sax. If I went over it'd be like 'Hey, you're British. Cool. And what do you do? Oh you clean in a condo. Have a nice day''

 

[Jolietjake]

Hey you mericans, need some advice. I'm off to Chicago on Monday, working with a British Blues Brothers tribute over there for 3 weeks (don't ask me why they're taking a british blues brothers band to Chicago, seems like a terrible idea to me). Anyhoo, we get Mondays and Tuesdays off, and I'm gagging to get to a baseball game (or any one of your fancy sports where you can sit there for hours drinking beer). Any help appreciated!

Ta

Ace! Which one are you?

 

[johnnydawg68]

I'll bet the girls loved his accent more after hearing him play the sax. If I went over it'd be like 'Hey, you're British. Cool. And what do you do? Oh you clean in a condo. Have a nice day''

Mate learn to embellish on holiday. Formula 1 driver is a particular favorite.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Mate learn to embellish on holiday. Formula 1 driver is a particular favorite.

I could say I'm a singer in an obscure but really cool indie band.

The thing is, Ricardo doesn't need to embellish. Having 'Saxophonist' on your CV is a sure fire way to open legs.

 

[ricardobee]

I owe Ricardobee a whopper of an apology.

He's been here for two weeks plus and has made a gracious offer to set up me with tickets for his shows and to go get pissed afterwards. And as much as I would like simply to meet him, shake his hand and have a drink, I've blown it. Excessive work hours, travel, family etc... have all impeded by ability to acquaint myself personally with Ricardobee.

On the other hand, I'm glad he's had a good time. There may not be a better place in the summer than Chicago although it has been quite hot the last couple of days (90 degrees fahrenheit + with some sticky humidity).

There is plenty of the sticky icky and easily available. Glad you found it - could have hooked him up if needed.

Chicago + girls + summer = shooting fish in a barrel. They grow 22 year olds on trees here. Throw in the scouse and play the musician bit and he's right, you should pull good ass at leisure. I miss those days. Walking in the Loop in the summer will cause neck pains from all of the swiveling to see girls in tight outfits lolling about.

Get yourself up to Lakeview / Lincoln Park for a night out before you go Rich. I'll need a pic or two of the dumb hot blondes you bugger.

It's not a problem mate, offer still stands for this week. We've got a 2pm show sat and sunday if that suits you better?

And Mr Martin, you won't get as far as "I got grade 2 on recorder when I was 8" before the ladies are buzzing off your accent. They don't care what you do, they just want to hear you say "dee doo doh don't dee doh" before peeling off their sports bra. Chicago is ace.

 

[chicoazul]

It's not a problem mate, offer still stands for this week. We've got a 2pm show sat and sunday if that suits you better?

And Mr Martin, you won't get as far as "I got grade 2 on recorder when I was 8" before the ladies are buzzing off your accent. They don't care what you do, they just want to hear you say "dee doo doh don't dee doh" before peeling off their sports bra. Chicago is ace.

Dude, Im insanely jealous here. Have you been slotting?

 

[ChicagoToffee]

It's not a problem mate, offer still stands for this week. We've got a 2pm show sat and sunday if that suits you better?

And Mr Martin, you won't get as far as "I got grade 2 on recorder when I was 8" before the ladies are buzzing off your accent. They don't care what you do, they just want to hear you say "dee doo doh don't dee doh" before peeling off their sports bra. Chicago is ace.

Off to sweaty Tennessee tonight for work for the rest of the week. Disappointed in myself for not getting out at least to shake your hand.

Safe travels, mate. The TSA will catch you if try to stuff some blond 23 year old dingbat named Katie into your sax case. Should give it a go anyway.

 

[chicoazul]

He's well swerving you there lad.

 

[EFCNIK]

I'm sorry but everyone knows foreign foof love the cockney accent. Facts of life boys. They can understand what we're saying at least. Scouse is like a foreign language they can't understand to them. Scouse is the key t MY underwear department though. I actually get excited when I hear a boy or girl talk scouse coz I instantly feel I have something to talk about, like how I talk like a southern caant but am affiliated to the pool. My scouse mate rang me earlier actually and I got a shiver in my ballsacks. But yeah, I'm not having that the southern accent isnt a foof accessor abroad. It is a wonderful tool.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

He's well swerving you there lad.

Shhhh.

I actually live in Oregon.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm sorry but everyone knows foreign foof love the cockney accent. Facts of life boys. They can understand what we're saying at least. Scouse is like a foreign language they can't understand to them. Scouse is the key t MY underwear department though. I actually get excited when I hear a boy or girl talk scouse coz I instantly feel I have something to talk about, like how I talk like a southern caant but am affiliated to the pool. My scouse mate rang me earlier actually and I got a shiver in my ballsacks. But yeah, I'm not having that the southern accent isnt a foof accessor abroad. It is a wonderful tool.

My cockney mates would disagree with you based on our previous experience. Particularly to North American girls, if you say you're from Liverpool, they go all Beatles mad and want you to touch them in their wee place.

 

[chicoazul]

Shhhh.

I actually live in Oregon.

Hahahaha. Change your location.

Oregon, lad.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

If you went to Wrigley, that's a Wrigley thing, not totally true of other stadiums. Wrigley has been referred to as the world's largest beer garden. Baseball's pace does lend itself to excessive drinking and socializing though as there's lot's of down time during a three hour game.

Ever been to a test match.....