Cheryl Cole's Arse Tattoo

[carlos21]

Oh I do...it pains me to say, I do.....

afternoon magicjuan how you today.

 

[magicjuan]

afternoon magicjuan how you today.

on the run apparently, but other than that, top hole...pun intended

 

[carlos21]

on the run apparently, but other than that, top hole...pun intended

I am good today.

 

[steken1]

I'd bum her head, right off.

 

[coollino]

What magicjuan isn't really that far-fetched tbh

 

[Hellerad]

dat @ss

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I have, I met her years ago just before she was on X-Factor as a judge. One of my customers I go and see is a director of a disabled childrens charity in Newcastle, he invited me to a charity dinner ( Well, he expected some cash from my company ) they were doing and Cheryl was coming along to offer her support along with Peter Beardsley and a few other celebs from Geordie land.

Anyway, on the afternoon Dave picks me up from my hotel and takes me to the venue a few hours before it starts as he still has organising to do at the venue. One of the first people to turn up was Cheryl with her mum and I was shocked by how nice she was, she asked all about the charity and was even taking notes. She interacted with all the people helping and even inflated a few balloons.

All the kids that turned up in the evening loved her, she gave gifts to the girls and kissed the boys on the cheek to make them blush. The only issue with her was when she asked a young lad in his wheelchair if she could have one of his Tic Tacs, he said “ No “ she went ape**** and pushed over his wheelchair screaming abuse and spitting at him.

In bits at this

 

[Jamo Martinez]

She is odious in whatever way you want to look at her.
The only way to rescue the situation for me would be some kind of raging infection resistant to all known antibiotics as a result of a spoiled needle.

And no, not greenfly, proper flesh eating, muscle dissolving, burning, stinking skanky disease.

I'm not a fan to be honest...[/QUOTE]
I'd never have guessed.

 

[Zatara]

She's gone from Cole (England International footballer) to Hough (? dancer) to this new chap (no idea who he is)....

Honestly a bit bewildered why she isn't 'with' someone whose a bit more higher up the food chain to be honest....everyone wants a popstar on their arm.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

She's gone from Cole (England International footballer) to Hough (? dancer) to this new chap (no idea who he is)....

Honestly a bit bewildered why she isn't 'with' someone whose a bit more higher up the food chain to be honest....everyone wants a popstar on their arm.

I refer you to the honourable Mr Juan

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Yeah, she was so heartbroken over the Ashley Cole cheating deal she kept his surname.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Yeah, she was so heartbroken over the Ashley Cole cheating deal she kept his surname.

Same as Sheryl and Bianca Gascoigne. Gold digging munters.

 

[Azzurri]

She's gone from Cole (England International footballer) to Hough (? dancer) to this new chap (no idea who he is)....

Honestly a bit bewildered why she isn't 'with' someone whose a bit more higher up the food chain to be honest....everyone wants a popstar on their arm.

Dunno maybe she likes him?

 

[bluejock]

She's gone from Cole (England International footballer) to Hough (? dancer) to this new chap (no idea who he is)....

Honestly a bit bewildered why she isn't 'with' someone whose a bit more higher up the food chain to be honest....everyone wants a popstar on their arm.

Reckon you've got a chance with her Zat?

 

[Phenom]

Reckon you've got a chance with her Zat?

Zat has nailed fitter ladyboys than her.