Chelsea

[jaycee]

I find it quite telling that you have left out the infamous suicide by helicopter of Sarah Harding's soon to be son

I actually think it was murder,his affair with Sir Alexs daughter,Sarah, was leading up to a merger with Salford thus forming a super power team capable of taking on the best of Europe,with the aim of them becoming a soccer globe trotters,the FA Eufa and an un named team were behind it
Rumours of pigeon feathers and a bottle of white lightening found at the scene were dismissed as circumstancial evidence

 

[magicjuan]

I actually think it was murder,his affair with Sir Alexs daughter,Sarah, was leading up to a merger with Salford thus forming a super power team capable of taking on the best of Europe,with the aim of them becoming a soccer globe trotters,the FA Eufa and an un named team were behind it
Rumours of pigeon feathers and a bottle of white lightening found at the scene were dismissed as circumstancial evidence

That may be, but white lighning and pigeon feathers in a tunnel in Paris are more than circumstantial. ?.

 

[jaycee]

That may be, but white lighning and pigeon feathers in a tunnel in Paris are more than circumstantial. ?.

Ok it was Aldo with a pigeon attack but it could not be pinned on him,due to the fact any that had survived he beat to death

 

[chrismpw]

Weren't they once so skint they had a real cat in goal called Bonetti

 

[edge]

Chelsea fans sound like a penguin colony at feeding time
Chelsea pensioners are all former grasses hiding from there former colleagues in the army, that's why they are live together for witness protection.
One armed Babs there famous hooligan , lost his arm ,after putting it full length up the bottom of the local tory MP and becoming lodged ,he actually attended parliament hidden under the MP coat for three days till finally the threat of gangrene forced him to have it be amputated, the arm he lost is currently located stuffed above the fire place in the Bullington club headquarters, when Chelsea win something it is taken down and each member has to ride it like a pogo stick while naked to the tune of The Liquidator.
Chelsea is a girls name.
there isn't a sea anywhere near Chelsea , why are they called that should be Cleldon or something sound more up there street

 

[COYBL25]

Punk Rock was invented in a hardware shop that sold specialty safety pins in Chelsea by Vivienne McClaren and Malcolm Westwood.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

'The Liquifier' by the Harry J Allstars is played before kick-off in home games at a tribute to the out-of-date war time Bovril served in the Away end throughout the 70’s. It was renowned for causing squiffy tummies and violent diarrhoea which would cause visiting fans to miss half the match.

 

[magicjuan]

Chelsea fans sound like a penguin colony at feeding time
Chelsea pensioners are all former grasses hiding from there former colleagues in the army, that's why they are live together for witness protection.
One armed Babs there famous hooligan , lost his arm ,after putting it full length up the bottom of the local tory MP and becoming lodged ,he actually attended parliament hidden under the MP coat for three days till finally the threat of gangrene forced him to have it be amputated, the arm he lost is currently located stuffed above the fire place in the Bullington club headquarters, when Chelsea win something it is taken down and each member has to ride it like a pogo stick while naked to the tune of The Liquidator.
Chelsea is a girls name.
there isn't a sea anywhere near Chelsea , why are they called that should be Cleldon or something sound more up there street

The grasses from the headhunters who couldn't let go of their past disguise themselves as other football teams fans and to this day still roam the lands causing trouble at matches, specifically in Europe and mainly Belgium. Babs himself became an unsuccesful Belgian waiter after his parliamentary discretion and was recognised by under cover 'Liverpool fans' and attacked for not being able to carry a tray of drinks very well..

 

[jaycee]

The grasses from the headhunters who couldn't let go of their past disguise themselves as other football teams fans and to this day still roam the lands causing trouble at matches, specifically in Europe and mainly Belgium. Babs himself became an unsuccesful Belgian waiter after his parliamentary discretion and was recognised by under cover 'Liverpool fans' and attacked for not being able to carry a tray of drinks very well..

Stitched up by posh comedian Michael McIntyre,fortunately Andy "the pain" Mcfrain went onto win the WWE world championship and now runs a successful stable of ex hooligan MMA fighters

 

[Donald Twain]

Pat Nevin!

 

[anton66]

One armed Babs there famous hooligan

I remember when we beat them 6-0 at Goodison in '78 (Latchford's 30 league goals) St End,Paddock and Enclosure were all doing, a one arm in air chant of Chel-sea.

 

[edge]

I remember when we beat them 6-0 at Goodison in '78 (Latchford's 30 league goals) St End,Paddock and Enclosure were all doing, a one arm in air chant of Chel-sea.

was in the parkend with them that day, got in dead early and was only in there about 5 minutes, hardly any of us or them in there, when a roar went up and hundreds of them game running towards us they must have mobbed up underneath, the odds weren't that great about 300-400 to a dozen, I was just about to vault over the wall and onto the pitch, even by my daft standards that was to many.
Some older mad Ares said stay, come on lets do theses and started to run at them, I just looked at my mate he shrugged and said oh well lets go, off we went ,Chelsea couldn't believe it just stopped dead, luckily for us, think the older lad must have known , are lads came up the stairs about a hundred strong, great running them all over the show till ,Blackbeard and co showed up,

 

[SpeedEFC]

Stamford bridge is built on the remains of a medieval monastery that was famous for it's bell foundry. This is why Chelsea FC have their tradition of having a large assortment of bells on display in the stands every match day.

Chelsea originally chose the colour blue for their home kit in honour of Leicester City FC, known also as "the Foxes". Since the majority of Chelsea fans like running around a bunch of grass bothering foxes it was a perfect fit for the ethos and demographics of the club.

On match days Stamford bridge has the 3rd highest density of double-barreled surnames per capita in the country, surpassed only by the Bullingdon Club HQ and Jacob Rees-Mogg's political strategy cabinet.

It has been rumoured that Roman Abramovic originally bought Chelsea because of the high concentrations of plastic in and around Stamford Bridge. Despite these rich original deposits he has been unable to begin resource extraction as of yet due to opposition from local government but has been healthily cultivating these deposits for when the time comes.

Legend has it that Chelsea was originally going to be a Rugby Union team but when the team tried to register themselves with the sporting commission the clerk couldn't understand what they were saying and put them down for football instead due to its popularity. Many attribute this to Viscount Tarquin Boris Quentin-Bell III's, the team's founder, pronounced underbite which made his original statement of "one plays a spiffing bit of rugger pip pip" unintelligible.