Chelsea

[Lord Buckethead]

5 Things about Chelsea.

1) Grumpy-looking Billionaire Scruff and full time James Bond Villain, Roman Abramovich had nothing at all to do with the death of Alexander Litvinenko who was investigating his links to Putin and the Russian Mafia's Money Laundering Operation.
2) Dennis Wise wasn't.
3) Dan Petrescu was so popular within certain circles at the BBC they named convicted kiddy fiddler Rolf Harris's primetime animal torture porn show after him.
4) Chelsea's ground was built to commeorate the site of the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066, when Endlish King Harold Godwinson defeated an invading Norwegian Kopites led by King Harald Hardrada and the English King's own brother Tostig Godwinson
5) The 'Chelsea Pensioners' were amongst the most feared of the Hooligan group in the 70's, their running battles down Fulham Broadway against West Ham's infamous 'Inter-City Trainspotters' gang are the stuff of brainless skinhead wet dreams.


Go!

 

[ijjysmith]

GTA:London

 

[Elong]

Thanks Spurty. That's a great insight.

 

[Thomasc]

Mick Droy, Clive Walker and John Bumstead
Drug cheat who hand balled a winner in against us Adrian Mutu
Being completely insignificant until Hoddle, Vialli and Gullit and of course Abramovich
Elvis Costello
Bus in the corner of the ground.
soulless club with no charm whatsoever.

That's all really for me.

 

[Donald Twain]

Pat Nevin !

 

[magicjuan]

It's actually pronounced 'churl-zy' as can be heard in the infamous Londinium haka 'churl-zy...churl-zy...'

Those who traditionally perform this haka are known as knobheads, bellends or Quentin

There are lots of celebrities who live in Chelsea, Dave 'chopped pork' MacGuyver, Ronnie 'Reggie' Kay, Olivier Beaufort-Beaujolais and the Oliver tribe of food abusers to name too many.

They have an unpearly king and queen who wear clothes covered in dog hair and are often seen being chased by foxes who have domesticated and now live in reclaimed maisonettes leading charges of disgentrifatificationary practices and local MP Jerry Smothering has raised this in parliament the notoriously upmarket swank nightclub and south american import offices.

Everyone who lives there has a Jeremy Corbyn tatoo and sells the Socialist Worker (some fugitive Militants from Liverpool are rumoured to have fled there in the 1980s, aided and abbetted by Normski and Janet Street-Sweeper)

It is the No1 target for Al Jarreau and his jazz fanaticists

Less No 1 hits have been produced from there than anywhere else

it is due to be demolished to make way for an Uber-Lidl

 

[Lord Buckethead]

It's actually pronounced 'churl-zy' as can be heard in the infamous Londinium haka 'churl-zy...churl-zy...'

Those who traditionally perform this haka are known as knobheads, bellends or Quentin

There are lots of celebrities who live in Chelsea, Dave 'chopped pork' MacGuyver, Ronnie 'Reggie' Kay, Olivier Beaufort-Beaujolais and the Oliver tribe of food abusers to name too many.

They have an unpearly king and queen who wear clothes covered in dog hair and are often seen being chased by foxes who have domesticated and now live in reclaimed maisonettes leading charges of disgentrifatificationary practices and local MP Jerry Smothering has raised this in parliament the notoriously upmarket swank nightclub and south american import offices.

Everyone who lives there has a Jeremy Corbyn tatoo and sells the Socialist Worker (some fugitive Militants from Liverpool are rumoured to have fled there in the 1980s, aided and abbetted by Normski and Janet Street-Sweeper)

It is the No1 target for Al Jarreau and his jazz fanaticists

Less No 1 hits have been produced from there than anywhere else

it is due to be demolished to make way for an Uber-Lidl

Working harder than John Terry at a Mumsnet meet up there.
Top stuff @magicjuan

 

[anton66]

Noddy cars around the pitch.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Noddy cars around the pitch.

I thought Noddy Cars supported Wolves? certainly the rest of Slade do.

 

[COYBL25]

Elvis Costello didn't want to go there

* tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune

 

[Lord Buckethead]

The catering at Stamford Bridge leaves plenty to be desired. A firm fan favorite on the terraces is a chewy Horse Meat Baguette called "The Makélélé Roll"

 

[flibbyflob]

Chelsea Field still milftastic

 

[jaycee]

Chelsea football club were formed in 2003,the team came about after the site of the flower show became available,a meeting held by allotment members in a shed,hence the name of that part of the stadium,led to the forming of Kensington FC
After getting bought by ex Westlife singer Ronan Anoutovic the name was changed to Chelsea when he married Chelsea Clinton,whose father was famous for making greeting cards
Famous fans include Babs Windsor,once a notorious head hunter until finding fame in Coronation street,Prince Philip who also married Babs,and a founder member of combat 18

 

[magicjuan]

Chelsea football club were formed in 2003,the team came about after the site of the flower show became available,a meeting held by allotment members in a shed,hence the name of that part of the stadium,led to the forming of Kensington FC
After getting bought by ex Westlife singer Ronan Anoutovic the name was changed to Chelsea when he married Chelsea Clinton,whose father was famous for making greeting cards
Famous fans include Babs Windsor,once a notorious head hunter until finding fame in Coronation street,Prince Philip who also married Babs,and a founder member of combat 18

I find it quite telling that you have left out the infamous suicide by helicopter of Sarah Harding's soon to be son

 

[kev]

Osgood was good