Chelsea V Everton Alternative Thread

Astro78 · October 15, 2011

Ahhh. Lovely spot here. Love what u boys have done with it. In other news, Andy Carroll was mauled by an aggravated pikey mule. Apparently he was looking for love in all the wrong places. Apparently the mule doesn't like pony tails.

Astro78 · October 15, 2011

Oh, and I placed an order with Evertondirect using my credit card, and it wasn't denied by their daft third party security team as fraud. Winner here!

Deleted member 28206 · October 15, 2011

Don't even care anymore

peteblue · October 15, 2011

astro78 said:
Ahhh. Lovely spot here. Love what u boys have done with it. In other news, Andy Carroll was mauled by an aggravated pikey mule. Apparently he was looking for love in all the wrong places. Apparently the mule doesn't like pony tails.

Let's hope he also gets mule aids.......

peteblue · October 15, 2011

Bryan said:
Don't even care anymore

We'll have none of that in this thread. This is a happy thread............

Astro78 · October 15, 2011

Apparently the mule Carroll went after was the third member of a three way between Clatenburg and Atkinson. I can also confirm the Donkey was HIV positive from it's encounter with Carroll, so Face Aids for all involved!