cheese on toast lovers have more sex and are better people

Basil Fawlty · April 10, 2015

We all knew it but now it's official

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/09/grill...ly-better-people-according-to-survey-5141239/

Bungle · April 10, 2015

32 per cent of cheese on toast lovers have sex at least six times a month

Do they mention how many of those 6 times per month were paid for? Are we allowed to include those?

Sapie88 · April 10, 2015

Puts everything in to perspective.

Durham Toffee · April 10, 2015

Flying with the angels now.

Ashtonian · April 10, 2015

you know ive been getting back into cheese on toast recently. Very easily made with cheese slices pre packaged.

Boss_Blue · April 10, 2015

Ashtonian said:
Very easily made with cheese slices pre packaged

Get out.

Ashtonian · April 10, 2015

Boss_Blue said:
Get out.

real cheese mate, not the slices for 50p haha

get them 2 for 3 quid in asda and they are the right size for the bread, enough to cover it and contain the tomato sauce or tuna underneath

Efcbradley89 · April 10, 2015

You think that's impressive? Just imagine how much sex us marmite on toast lovers are getting

Bally1960 · April 10, 2015

Who's arsed I make love to my hand 3 times a night

Ashtonian · April 10, 2015

Efcbradley89 said:
You think that's impressive? Just imagine how much sex us marmite on toast lovers are getting

probably none if the other half has any sense lol

Deleted member 24970 · April 10, 2015

I dont like Cheese and get it on demand whenever i choose.
Send Neg-atron my way i have my tin hat on !

PIMPIN AINT EASY - HATERS GONNA HATE.

All aboard the hooooooo train :bye:

summerisle · April 10, 2015

Welsh Rarebit : cheese,egg yolk,Worcestershire sauce,ale,salt/pepper - dribble on chin and smacks lips

Boss_Blue · April 10, 2015

Paul Bernard said:
I dont like Cheese and get it on demand whenever i choose.
Send Neg-atron my way i have my tin hat on !

PIMPIN AINT EASY - HATERS GONNA HATE.

All aboard the hooooooo train

Are you feeling okay mate?

Kiwi · April 10, 2015

Ashtonian said:
you know ive been getting back into cheese on toast recently. Very easily made with cheese slices pre packaged.

Peasant.
Slice yer own cheese off a block or gtf

Ashtonian · April 10, 2015

Kiwi said:
Peasant.
Slice yer own cheese off a block or gtf

haha i wanted grated cheese but apparently the other half likes the slices. Still not blocks like but unless we melt cheese on everything it never gets fully used in our house