Channel 4 - Dispatches

[GrandOldTeam]

Swerve the guesswork folks.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Swerve the guesswork folks.

Good point, I was taking the piss then realised it's not a great idea

 

[Del]

Swerve the guesswork folks.

Does he have glasses?

 

[billycopper]

Four tests have had to be abandoned eg. the player didn't turn up. I imagine that's more than one player then.

 

[rutribal]

Four tests have had to be abandoned eg. the player didn't turn up. I imagine that's more than one player then.

I thought that to start with, but it is over a period of about 3-4 years.

 

[billycopper]

I thought that to start with, but it is over a period of about 3-4 years.

If one player dodged them 4 times they'd ban him anyway. Some of it might be genuine, like sickness or us adjusting training times, as they said, but it is a bit suspect.

 

[Hilga]

My guesses:

Alex Nyarko
Kevin Campbell
Joseph Yobo
Marcus Bent
James Vaughan
Joleon Lescott
Steven Pienaar
Yakubu
Victor Anichebe
Louis Saha
Sylvain Distin
Jo
Magaye Gueye
Tim Howard(maybe? not sure...)
Jermaine Beckford

 

[Fran1878]

Let's just hope it's Pienaar, Gosling, Rooney, etc!

 

[billycopper]

My guesses:

Alex Nyarko
Kevin Campbell
Joseph Yobo
Marcus Bent
James Vaughan
Joleon Lescott
Steven Pienaar
Yakubu
Victor Anichebe
Louis Saha
Sylvain Distin
Jo
Magaye Gueye
Tim Howard(maybe? not sure)

Erm not racist then.

 

[Fran1878]

England striker with excess testosterone from 3 years ago. Is it a myth that baldies have higher testosterone levels?

 

[Allezfan]

Good news this.

If the whole team are sharing drugs it's good for team spirit and if the management are covering it up it's good for engineering loyalty.

Well done, everyone. Some sound policy, here.

 

[somuchfun]

Tim Howard(maybe? not sure...)

Good call, have never figured out if he had a permatan or was he black. Seriously. Nothing but pinky white people here up north.

 

[Muggins]

My guesses:

Alex Nyarko
Kevin Campbell
Joseph Yobo
Marcus Bent
James Vaughan
Joleon Lescott
Steven Pienaar
Yakubu
Victor Anichebe
Louis Saha
Sylvain Distin
Jo
Magaye Gueye
Tim Howard(maybe? not sure...)
Jermaine Beckford

You missed Royston Drenthe off that list.

Is there something you want to tell us mate?