Change your age

[roydo]

So that's where it went. Give it back

*coughs lungs up

Soz mate. I am just a lucky sod.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ah, by (un)happy coincidence this vid is doing the rounds on social media:



@chrismpw are you really a narky American chap masquerading as a 95yr old Wiltshire Toffee?

 

[Kurt.]

I'd like to be an 18 yr old girl please. Who do i see?

Come and see me if like xx

Or

@bigbadjeff If you want some photos doing

 

[ToffeeDan]

That Dutch bloke needs plastic surgery before he worries about his age. He'll get no-one whilst he continues to look like Rolf Harris.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...s-legal-fight-to-identify-as-20-years-younger

 

[Kurt.]

That Dutch bloke needs plastic surgery before he worries about his age. He'll get no-one whilst he continues to look like Rolf Harris.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...s-legal-fight-to-identify-as-20-years-younger

He’s Dutch

Bet his arteries are clogged

 

[Yid4life]

I'd like to be 70 so I can understand why Brexit is a good idea.

The last acceptable 'ism'.

 

[ijjysmith]

Anyone else not care a bit one some random bloke I’m never gonna meet does?

 

[chrismpw]

Ah, by (un)happy coincidence this vid is doing the rounds on social media:



@chrismpw are you really a narky American chap masquerading as a 95yr old Wiltshire Toffee?

Sadly (possibly) the video won't play for me.

I feel like 95 and that often makes me narky, but suggest i'm American? How very DARE you!

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Calculate your net age the same as you do with salary - the gross is futile.
Make use of higher tax rates when it suits and see if you can get away with deducting VAT.
Using this method I am younger than my son.